I added up sales of GODSPAWN and SOUL SURVIVOR, and they come to just under $280.

This is from LJ posts and people passing the word. Period.

I grind my teeth to think of the dull-wittedness of publishers' marketing departments. You want to sell my books, put me in charge of advertising.

First make sure you're wearing a helmet.

And oxygen gear.

...although medical Brahmanism has done its best ( Read more... )

I have finally broken down and started a Twitter account: MatthewJHarrington.

Many men never get in touch with their feminine side. I have. Turns out she's a raging bitch.

I have never actually taken leave of my senses. I'm on a timeshare.

Up until fairly recently, Moslems displayed no objection to being called Moslems. Then, coinciding with the recent upturn in terrorism, it suddenly became "offensive" to call Moslems Moslems, and "considerate" to call Moslems "Muslims ( Read more... )

As President, I will publicly acknowledge what every Moslem already knows, to wit ( Read more... )

As President I shall open every meeting with the Vulcan hand greeting.

As President I promise to have every news performer who passes on rumors about me-- and any story where someone refuses to be cited as a source is, bluntly, nothing but a rumor-- audited.

When I am President I will abolish Squire O'Bama's decree that Secret Service protection be extended to last an entire lifetime, and return its limit to ten years after leaving office, on the grounds that when I have completed my service most people won't want to shoot me.